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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Bob the Builder goes to yoga

My yoga class is held in a playroom, where there's always toys strewn all over the room and the strong scent of children (on this subject I become my aspirational older doppelganger Anjelica Huston in The Witches... sort of kidding). A talking Bob the Builder toy became possessed during class today and started exulting at how great things were going to be.

"Well done!" he exclaimed. "Well done!"

We were chanting, but then we started snickering. The teacher went to try to turn him off because we were supposed to be considering how to live in the now--no concerns about the future, even if it was going to be great. "Leave him on!" I said. "I need all the affirmation I can get."

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Blogger Meg on Fri Apr 24, 07:12:00 AM:
I should invite him to our yoga class!