Super-blogger Jim Kottke has an online list of his movie reviews, and although he did love Raising Victor Vargas, Being John Malkovich, and other less universally revered favorites of mine (like the first Star Wars and Master and Commander), I can't get past the fact that he adored Crash, Closer, Step Into Liquid, Traffic, Catch me if you Can, and Star Wars ep. 3, but gave middling reviews to Thirteen, Shrek 2, Happy Gilmore, Bourne Identity, and Toy Story. Immediately I feel like I couldn't be friends with the guy. He might as well be a Republican.
(In case you want to feel the same way about me, my own list of 4-star movies is here.)